I don’t really get Strider family things.
Like when people make out Bro and Dave as a really sappy family thing with tears on the first day of school and stuff like that
when Bro literally tried to throw baby Dave off the roof of their building
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
I laughed way too hard
GOD DAMN IT
EPIC
tumblr go home ur drunk
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
We’re gonna talk to Yahoo, and Yahoo’s gonna kill itself.
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ






